MY TALKING NEWS UPDATER

jas: hey why your model so small? don't seem that i'm needed.

me: whaaat? nono, i seriously need your help man.

jas: (takes a closer look)

me: (handed her the fuck model)

jas: wah! why so long like that!

me: i told you so. (laughs like a bitch)

jas: (carries it for me while i just yakked on about my latest studio news)

me: *#$^%@!

jas: what the heck?

me: nothing. anyhow say one la. hahahhaaa

oh and jas is my best friend who i've mentioned earlier on man.

had a long relationship with her since primary three.

until now.

whoooah, it means TEN years of friendship.

and we never fail to rumble almost anything under the sun.

i don't know how can we maintain our ten years of friendship.

perhaps we can really click well.

better than my guy.

nono, cant compare him to her man.

they are individually unique to me.

but hey i also appreciate my other peeps!

oh and i slept the moment i reached home around six after hanging outside with jas.

we babbled on the world cup topic.

germany, france, argentina and itlay.

and their respective players.

i was really engrossed in her conversation as she really knows quite alot about world cup updates.

haha, and yes, she's my talking news updater.

how bluntly i put it!

well cos she reads straits times almost regularly, i guess.

i aint a regular newspaper reader, actually.

haha.

and she got me in her emotional hatred for itlay and abit for argentina.

looks like a very long story but it sure got my attention.

it's like this:

germany lost to itlay COS italy played dirty what.

itlay loves feigning falls on the field.

sucks.

itlay really can't produce good actors through.

their countless attempted falls were so fake like bitch.

oh and the score between them was 0-0 for 90 minutes when extra time of thirty minutes was granted.

just when time was nearly up, itlay took advantage of germany's receding stamina and made a goal.

holy shit.

shortly after, another goddamned asshole goal was achieved by italy before timeout.

2-0.

fuck man.

and jas was really very infuriated at that.

and on top of that, friggs wasn't selected to play for germany.

the reason behind it?

italy.

itlay again.

itlay played dirty behind the scene too, by playing friggs out.

all cos of the fight between argentina and germany.

argentina was really a bad loser. (very bad)

argentina knew germany players were not as great as them.

yet argentina lost to them.

then the fight occurred and fifa happened to witness it.

yes and italy took advantage of that, showed fifa the dirty evidence of friggs fighting with an argentinan player.

so fifa had no choice but to kick friggs out.

u see, it's actually underhand means to kick friggs out before the match with germany to gain the upper hand.

simply cos friggs is a good player and he has great chemistry with ballack on the field.

i wanna condemn itlay to hell.

u aint fit to play on the field anymore.

u lost my respect.